I don’t surf.

Hell, I can barely even tolerate the beach. And if I am at one, it better be of the rocky, inhospitable sort, like the coasts of Maine or Big Sur.

But if I did, for some reason, perhaps in the future, decide to take up surfing, I would want to learn while wearing the $460 Headzone Helmet. It’s basically a fancy helmet with a waterproof radio, so whoever’s teaching me can do so from the comfort of his beachbound Barcalounger.

It also looks ridiculous. But to each his own, I suppose.

Via The Goat.


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