B-Real from Hiker Hell wants you to make sure to take time out of your busy Wednesday to remember these things:
1. Mountain lion cubs are cute.
2. Mountain lion cubs are so cute, you may want to stop to pet them.
3. You should not pet mountain lion cubs, because it’s highly likely their parents are nearby.
4. Mountain lions will attack things that look like they’re attacking their cubs, even if they’re cooing and speaking in baby talk about how cute their cubs are.
Learn the lessons here.