From the “Things You Wanted To Know But Never Wanted To Ask Anyone” file, the lovingly semi-misanthropic As The Crow Flies gives us a multi-step primer on the proper way to make the Great Outdoors your own personal Littler Hikers’ Room.

There are helpful diagrams, if you’re interested. And when you’re done learning your defecation etiquette, be sure to poke around the rest of the site. Lots of great tips, tales, and tiny hand-drawn scenes.